{"title":"Collection 1 - Apex Predator - Maximum Caffeine","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"6-bean-blend","title":"6-Bean Espresso Blend from the Kentrosaurus","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eA 6-bean blend with a prickly personality. Sharp, complex, and multi-layered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Global Excavation (The Blend): A masterfully curated Pangea-Wide House Blend, bringing together the finest specimens discovered across every prehistoric continent.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Apex Extract (Purpose): Engineered specifically for the high-pressure Volcanic Extraction of espresso, though it delivers a powerful punch in any brewing method.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Genetic Diversity (Composition): A high-complexity Hexa-Hybrid Blend, combining six distinct lineages of beans to create a flavor profile as diverse as the Jurassic jungle.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Fossil-Fuel Kick (Profile): A meticulously balanced and robust roast, providing the Titanosaur Strength needed to power through the modern age.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eTier 1: Apex Predator (Extreme Caffeine)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThe Attraction:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Unleash the absolute peak of productivity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e This ultra-potent,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e maximum-strength blend is strictly for the seasoned caffeine enthusiast who requires ultimate stimulation to conquer the day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It delivers a massive,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e unrelenting explosion of energy and hyper-focus designed to push your limits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e When failure is not an option and you need to operate at peak performance,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e this is the ultimate fuel to get you there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote class=\"\" data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"12\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003eEXTREME CAFFEINE CONTENT.\u003c\/b\u003e Use with strict moderation. This blend is absolutely not suitable for individuals sensitive to caffeine, minors, pregnant or nursing individuals, or those with underlying cardiovascular conditions. Do not combine with energy drinks or other stimulants. Consume responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe DinosaurBrew Promise\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eRemember, the stories about our coffees originating from the extinct dinosaurs of Glen Rose, Texas, are for entertainment purposes only. We simply enjoy our morning brew more with a tall tale that ends in a smile.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eWhile the dinosaur legends are fun, we are serious about the quality in your cup. That’s why we are so focused on:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"margin-top: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSpecialty Grade Only:\u003c\/b\u003e We only source the highest tier of coffee beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSingle-Origin Integrity:\u003c\/b\u003e All offerings are single-origin or a blend of single-origin beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRoasted on Demand:\u003c\/b\u003e Your coffee is roasted specifically for your order to ensure peak freshness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEthical Sourcing:\u003c\/b\u003e Our roaster maintains structured import relationships and meticulously profiles every roast to deliver the best coffee available.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMy name is Nelson Roberts, I live in Glen Rose, Texas and I own DinosaurBrew.com. \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eI’m a coffee guy through-and-through.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAs a result, I’m excited to deliver to you a brew so good, you’re gonna want a larger cup! And a story that’ll make you smile each time you tell the tale.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DinosaurBrew.com","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264929493311,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-CO-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264929526079,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-CO-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264929558847,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-CO-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264929591615,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-CO-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52264929624383,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-CO-NA-12LB","price":169.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264929657151,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ES-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264929689919,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ES-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264929722687,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ES-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264929755455,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ES-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52264929788223,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ES-NA-12LB","price":169.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264929820991,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ST-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264929853759,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ST-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264929886527,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ST-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264929919295,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ST-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 Pack","offer_id":52264929952063,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ST-NA-12PK","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52264929984831,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-ST-NA-12LB","price":169.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264930017599,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-WH-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264930050367,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-WH-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264930083135,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-WH-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264930115903,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-WH-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52264930148671,"sku":"TVAR6 BEAN BLEND-WH-NA-12LB","price":169.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/2369\/5935\/files\/Kentrosaurus_6_bean_blend.png?v=1772903467"},{"product_id":"breakfast-blend-1","title":"Breakfast Blend 'Plus' Coffee from the Torvosaurus","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eA \"Breakfast Blend Plus\" for those who need a little extra roar to start the day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Fossil Record (Roast):\u003c\/b\u003e This is a perfectly balanced \u003cb\u003eMesozoic Medium\u003c\/b\u003e, sitting right in the sweet spot between the Triassic light and the Cretaceous dark.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Genetic Makeup (The Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e A classic \u003cb\u003ePangaea House Blend\u003c\/b\u003e cross-bred with high-voltage \u003cb\u003eRobusta DNA\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Primal Perk (Effect):\u003c\/b\u003e Infused with \u003cb\u003eExtra Raptor-Fuel\u003c\/b\u003e for that high-velocity caffeine kick, designed to jumpstart your metabolism and help you outrun a T-Rex before your first meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\" class=\"\"\u003eTier 1: Apex Predator (Extreme Caffeine)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eThe Attraction:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Unleash the absolute peak of productivity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e This ultra-potent,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e maximum-strength blend is strictly for the seasoned caffeine enthusiast who requires ultimate stimulation to conquer the day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It delivers a massive,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e unrelenting explosion of energy and hyper-focus designed to push your limits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e When failure is not an option and you need to operate at peak performance,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e this is the ultimate fuel to get you there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"5\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eEXTREME CAFFEINE CONTENT.\u003c\/b\u003e Use with strict moderation. This blend is absolutely not suitable for individuals sensitive to caffeine, minors, pregnant or nursing individuals, or those with underlying cardiovascular conditions. Do not combine with energy drinks or other stimulants. Consume responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe DinosaurBrew Promise\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eRemember, the stories about our coffees originating from the extinct dinosaurs of Glen Rose, Texas, are for entertainment purposes only. We simply enjoy our morning brew more with a tall tale that ends in a smile.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eWhile the dinosaur legends are fun, we are serious about the quality in your cup. That’s why we are so focused on:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSpecialty Grade Only:\u003c\/b\u003e We only source the highest tier of coffee beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSingle-Origin Integrity:\u003c\/b\u003e All offerings are single-origin or a blend of single-origin beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRoasted on Demand:\u003c\/b\u003e Your coffee is roasted specifically for your order to ensure peak freshness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEthical Sourcing:\u003c\/b\u003e Our roaster maintains structured import relationships and meticulously profiles every roast to deliver the best coffee available.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMy name is Nelson Roberts, I live in Glen Rose, Texas and I own DinosaurBrew.com. \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eI’m a coffee guy through-and-through.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAs a result, I’m excited to deliver to you a brew so good, you’re gonna want a larger cup! And a story that’ll make you smile each time you tell the tale.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DinosaurBrew.com","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264931524927,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-CO-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264931557695,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-CO-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264931590463,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-CO-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264931623231,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-CO-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52264931655999,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-CO-NA-12LB","price":169.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264931688767,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-ES-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264931721535,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-ES-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264931754303,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-ES-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264931787071,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-ES-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52264931819839,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-ES-NA-12LB","price":169.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264931852607,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-ST-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264931885375,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-ST-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264931918143,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-ST-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264931950911,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-ST-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52264931983679,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-ST-NA-12LB","price":169.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264932016447,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-WH-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264932049215,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-WH-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264932081983,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-WH-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264932114751,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-WH-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52264932147519,"sku":"TVARBREAKFAST BLEND +-WH-NA-12LB","price":169.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/2369\/5935\/files\/Torvosaurus_breakfast_blend_plus.png?v=1772903117"},{"product_id":"max-caf-blend","title":"Megalodon Max Caffeine Blend","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003ci data-index-in-node=\"9\" data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThe biggest bite in your morning routine.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003eJust like the apex predator of the ancient seas, this blend isn't subtle — it strikes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003eWe’ve brought together the bright, razor-sharp notes of our \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"158\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003eSingle Origin Tanzania\u003c\/b\u003e and collided them with the deep, rumbling power of an \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"235\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003eIndonesia Robusta\u003c\/b\u003e. The result? A high-impact, maximum-caffeine surge designed to wake you from extinction. If you’re looking for a coffee with teeth, you just found it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\" class=\"\"\u003eTier 1: Apex Predator (Extreme Caffeine)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eThe Attraction:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Unleash the absolute peak of productivity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e This ultra-potent,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e maximum-strength blend is strictly for the seasoned caffeine enthusiast who requires ultimate stimulation to conquer the day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It delivers a massive,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e unrelenting explosion of energy and hyper-focus designed to push your limits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e When failure is not an option and you need to operate at peak performance,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e this is the ultimate fuel to get you there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"5\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eEXTREME CAFFEINE CONTENT.\u003c\/b\u003e Use with strict moderation. This blend is absolutely not suitable for individuals sensitive to caffeine, minors, pregnant or nursing individuals, or those with underlying cardiovascular conditions. Do not combine with energy drinks or other stimulants. Consume responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe DinosaurBrew Promise\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eRemember, the stories about our coffees originating from the extinct dinosaurs of Glen Rose, Texas, are for entertainment purposes only. We simply enjoy our morning brew more with a tall tale that ends in a smile.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eWhile the dinosaur legends are fun, we are serious about the quality in your cup. That’s why we are so focused on:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSpecialty Grade Only:\u003c\/b\u003e We only source the highest tier of coffee beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSingle-Origin Integrity:\u003c\/b\u003e All offerings are single-origin or a blend of single-origin beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRoasted on Demand:\u003c\/b\u003e Your coffee is roasted specifically for your order to ensure peak freshness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEthical Sourcing:\u003c\/b\u003e Our roaster maintains structured import relationships and meticulously profiles every roast to deliver the best coffee available.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMy name is Nelson Roberts, I live in Glen Rose, Texas and I own DinosaurBrew.com. \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eI’m a coffee guy through-and-through.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAs a result, I’m excited to deliver to you a brew so good, you’re gonna want a larger cup! And a story that’ll make you smile each time you tell the tale.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DinosaurBrew.com","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264943223103,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-CO-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264943255871,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-CO-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264943288639,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-CO-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264943321407,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-CO-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52264943354175,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-CO-NA-12LB","price":169.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264943386943,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-ES-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264943419711,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-ES-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264943452479,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-ES-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264943485247,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-ES-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52264943518015,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-ES-NA-12LB","price":169.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264943550783,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-ST-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264943583551,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-ST-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264943616319,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-ST-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264943649087,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-ST-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52264943681855,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-ST-NA-12LB","price":169.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264943714623,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-WH-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264943747391,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-WH-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264943780159,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-WH-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264943812927,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-WH-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52264943845695,"sku":"TVARMAX CAF BLEND-WH-NA-12LB","price":169.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/2369\/5935\/files\/Megalodon_Max_Caffeine.jpg?v=1781189483"},{"product_id":"max-caf-blend-2","title":"Glen Rose 'Mule Kick' Light Medium Blend Coffee","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Legend of the Glen Rose Mule Kick\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIn the rugged heart of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"23\"\u003eGlen Rose, Texas\u003c\/b\u003e, there’s a secret that the local fossils have been keeping for millions of years. We all know about the massive tracks in the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"166\"\u003ePaluxy River\u003c\/b\u003e, but have you ever wondered how those multi-ton dinosaurs found the energy to trek across the Texas heat all day?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThe \"Mule Kick\" Discovery\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eLocal lore tells of a particular \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"33\"\u003eT-Rex\u003c\/b\u003e—the one you see on our label—who stumbled upon a rare patch of \"Thunder Beans\" growing near the limestone bluffs. One afternoon, after a particularly long nap in the sun, he took a single bite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eHe didn't just wake up; he felt a surge of energy so powerful it felt like being kicked by a prehistoric mule! He let out a roar that shook the very foundation of Somervell County, and legend says he didn't stop running until he hit the Gulf Coast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eA Global Power-Up\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eTo recreate that legendary prehistoric \"zip,\" we’ve combined the world’s most energetic beans. We took \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"103\"\u003eSingle Origin Tanzania\u003c\/b\u003e (for its bright, wild spirit) and blended it with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"176\"\u003eIndonesia Robusta\u003c\/b\u003e—the heavyweight champion of caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eThe Modern Brew\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGlen Rose Mule Kick\u003c\/b\u003e is our most powerful blend yet. It’s designed for the early-morning ranch hands, the brave explorers hitting the trails at Dinosaur Valley, and anyone who needs their engine jump-started with a Texas-sized jolt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Tanzania Spark:\u003c\/b\u003e Bright and bold to wake up your senses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Robusta Punch:\u003c\/b\u003e Maximum caffeine for lasting endurance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Glen Rose Grit:\u003c\/b\u003e A light\/medium roast that goes down smooth but hits like a freight train.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e This brew has enough \"kick\" to make a T-Rex do a square dance. Drink responsibly, or you might find yourself leaving your own set of tracks across Texas!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE MULE KICK DISCLAIMER:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"26\"\u003eDrinking Glen Rose Mule Kick may result in sudden urges to hike the entire Paluxy River, fossilize your to-do list, or outrun a T-Rex. Dinosaur Brew is not responsible for any productivity spikes, excessive \"yee-haws,\" or the sudden ability to see through time. Handle with care—this mule doesn't just kick; it gallops.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eTier 1: Apex Predator (Extreme Caffeine)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Attraction:\u003c\/b\u003e Unleash the absolute peak of productivity. This ultra-potent, maximum-strength blend is strictly for the seasoned caffeine enthusiast who requires ultimate stimulation to conquer the day. It delivers a massive, unrelenting explosion of energy and hyper-focus designed to push your limits. When failure is not an option and you need to operate at peak performance, this is the ultimate fuel to get you there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eEXTREME CAFFEINE CONTENT.\u003c\/b\u003e Use with strict moderation. This blend is absolutely not suitable for individuals sensitive to caffeine, minors, pregnant or nursing individuals, or those with underlying cardiovascular conditions. Do not combine with energy drinks or other stimulants. Consume responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe DinosaurBrew Promise\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eRemember, the stories about our coffees originating from the extinct dinosaurs of Glen Rose, Texas, are for entertainment purposes only. We simply enjoy our morning brew more with a tall tale that ends in a smile.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eWhile the dinosaur legends are fun, we are serious about the quality in your cup. That’s why we are so focused on:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSpecialty Grade Only:\u003c\/b\u003e We only source the highest tier of coffee beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSingle-Origin Integrity:\u003c\/b\u003e All offerings are single-origin or a blend of single-origin beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRoasted on Demand:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYour coffee is roasted specifically for your order by one of the premiere roasters in the U.S. to ensure peak freshness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEthical Sourcing:\u003c\/b\u003e Our roaster maintains structured import relationships and meticulously profiles every roast to deliver the best coffee available.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMy name is Nelson Roberts, I live in Glen Rose, Texas and I'm the founder of DinosaurBrew.com. \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eI’m a coffee guy through-and-through.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAs a result, I’m excited to deliver to you a brew so good, you’re gonna want a larger cup!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eNow, go tell the Dino Dung Coffee story to your friends and family and watch the smiles you get every time!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DinosaurBrew.com","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52521584099647,"sku":"C-MAX CAF BLEND-ST-12OZ-KR","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/2369\/5935\/files\/Mule_Kick.jpg?v=1778875134"},{"product_id":"6-bean-blend-1","title":"Glen Rose 'Big Rocks Boulder Blend' Dark Espresso Coffee","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe \"Big Rocks Boulder\" Dark Espresso Profile\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eA blend so dark and rich, it was practically unearthed. \u003cb\u003eBig Rocks Boulder Dark Roast Espresso Coffee\u003c\/b\u003e is our most meticulous espresso yet—bold enough to wake a T-Rex and smooth enough to sip by the campfire. It’s not just coffee; it’s a force of nature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoast Level:\u003c\/b\u003e Extinct Dark (Dark \u0026amp; Oily) \u003cb\u003eOrigins:\u003c\/b\u003e A global \"stratified\" blend of volcanic Central American and earthy Indo-Pacific beans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Taste Profile\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe First Impression:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003eBold \u0026amp; Fossilized.\u003c\/b\u003e A massive, full-bodied arrival with a syrupy mouthfeel that \"stomps\" across the palate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCore Flavor Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Deep \u003cb\u003eDark Chocolate\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eToasted Walnut\u003c\/b\u003e, with a heavy base of \u003cb\u003eMolasses\u003c\/b\u003e sweetness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe \"Earthy\" Depth:\u003c\/b\u003e Subtle hints of \u003cb\u003eSmoky Cedar\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eBlack Peppercorn\u003c\/b\u003e to give it that rugged, prehistoric edge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Low acidity with a long, \u003cb\u003eCaramelized Finish\u003c\/b\u003e that holds its own against even the thickest milk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eTier 1: Apex Predator (Extreme Caffeine)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Attraction:\u003c\/b\u003e Unleash the absolute peak of productivity. This ultra-potent, maximum-strength blend is strictly for the seasoned caffeine enthusiast who requires ultimate stimulation to conquer the day. It delivers a massive, unrelenting explosion of energy and hyper-focus designed to push your limits. When failure is not an option and you need to operate at peak performance, this is the ultimate fuel to get you there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eEXTREME CAFFEINE CONTENT.\u003c\/b\u003e Use with strict moderation. This blend is absolutely not suitable for individuals sensitive to caffeine, minors, pregnant or nursing individuals, or those with underlying cardiovascular conditions. Do not combine with energy drinks or other stimulants. Consume responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe DinosaurBrew Promise\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eRemember, the stories about our coffees originating from the extinct dinosaurs of Glen Rose, Texas, are for entertainment purposes only. We simply enjoy our morning brew more with a tall tale that ends in a smile.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eWhile the dinosaur legends are fun, we are serious about the quality in your cup. That’s why we are so focused on:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"margin-top: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSpecialty Grade Only:\u003c\/b\u003e We only source the highest tier of coffee beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSingle-Origin Integrity:\u003c\/b\u003e All offerings are single-origin or a blend of single-origin beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRoasted on Demand:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eYour coffee is roasted specifically for your order by one of the premiere roasters in the U.S. to ensure peak freshness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEthical Sourcing:\u003c\/b\u003e Our roaster maintains structured import relationships and meticulously profiles every roast to deliver the best coffee available.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMy name is Nelson Roberts, I live in Glen Rose, Texas and I'm the founder of DinosaurBrew.com. \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eI’m a coffee guy through-and-through.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAs a result, I’m excited to deliver to you a brew so good, you’re gonna want a larger cup!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eNow, go tell the Dino Dung Coffee story to your friends and family and watch the smiles you get every time!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DinosaurBrew.com","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52530358550847,"sku":"C-6 BEAN BLEND-ST-12OZ-KR","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/2369\/5935\/files\/Big_Rocks_Boulder.jpg?v=1778874196"}],"url":"https:\/\/dinosaurbrew.com\/collections\/collection-1-apex-predator\/tier-1.oembed","provider":"DinosaurBrew.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}