{"title":"Instant Coffee","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"instant-coffee","title":"Instant Coffee from the Ornithomimus","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApproximately 30 Fossil-Fueling Servings:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003eEach 3oz bag contains enough concentrated Mesozoic energy to power approximately thirty separate migrations. Whether you're guarding the nest or sprinting across the plains, this resealable pouch keeps your stash fresh and ready for a rapid-response caffeine strike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe T-Rex Tongue Profile: Cocoa, Caramel, and a Hint of Citrus:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003eDon't let the \"instant\" evolution fool you; the flavor is as deep as a canyon. You’ll find rich, tar-pit cocoa and sticky caramel notes, brightened by a sudden flash of citrus—like a prehistoric sunrise breaking through the jungle canopy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApex Smoothness \u0026amp; Balanced Body:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003eThis medium-bodied elixir is as well-balanced as a raptor on the hunt. It offers soft notes of chocolate and subtle fruit without any of the bitterness found in lesser, \"swamp-water\" brews. It’s a pure, clean finish that leaves no trace behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInstant Genetic Evolution:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003eSkip the long era of waiting for a slow drip. Made for mornings when you need to move like a Gallimimus, all you need is hot water to trigger a rapid transformation. One to two teaspoons per cup is all it takes to adapt to the day's demands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMesozoic Marketing Snippets\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,1,0,0\"\u003e\"Outrun the meteor—enjoy a rich cup in seconds.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,1,1,0\"\u003e\"Made for migrations, meetings, and moments on the move.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,1,2,0\"\u003e\"Just add hot water—the flavor does the rest of the evolving.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe DinosaurBrew Promise\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eRemember, the stories about our coffees originating from the extinct dinosaurs of Glen Rose, Texas, are for entertainment purposes only. We simply enjoy our morning brew more with a tall tale that ends in a smile.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eWhile the dinosaur legends are fun, we are serious about the quality in your cup. That’s why we are so focused on:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"margin-top: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSpecialty Grade Only:\u003c\/b\u003e We only source the highest tier of coffee beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSingle-Origin Integrity:\u003c\/b\u003e All offerings are single-origin or a blend of single-origin beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRoasted on Demand:\u003c\/b\u003e Your coffee is roasted specifically for your order to ensure peak freshness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEthical Sourcing:\u003c\/b\u003e Our roaster maintains structured import relationships and meticulously profiles every roast to deliver the best coffee available.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMy name is Nelson Roberts, I live in Glen Rose, Texas and I own DinosaurBrew.com. \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eI’m a coffee guy through-and-through.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAs a result, I’m excited to deliver to you a brew so good, you’re gonna want a larger cup! And a story that’ll make you smile each time you tell the tale.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DinosaurBrew.com","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ 3oz","offer_id":52264946368831,"sku":"TVARINSTANT COFFEE-ST-NA-3OZ","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/2369\/5935\/files\/Instant_Coffee.jpg?v=1779116810"},{"product_id":"instant-coffee-with-mushroom","title":"Instant Coffee with Mushroom from the Edmontonia","description":"\u003cp\u003eBlended with our Mushroom Blend for a naturally balanced cup: • Lion’s Mane – traditionally used in food cultures for its unique flavor and association with clarity and focus. • Cordyceps – long valued in traditional practices for supporting stamina and vitality. • Reishi – often referred to as the “mushroom of balance,” appreciated for its calming and grounding qualities. Each package provides about 42 servings. Simply add hot water, stir, and enjoy. Because we use real mushroom powder (not extracts), a small amount of natural sediment may remain — a sign of authenticity and quality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy the Edmontonia dinosaur you ask?  \u003cspan class=\"citation-2 citation-end-2\"\u003eThe Edmontonia was built like a fortress—solid, grounded, and tough.\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"2\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e This mirrors the \"functional\" and \"grounding\" nature of mushroom coffee, which is often recommended for steady energy and immune support without the jitters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe DinosaurBrew Promise\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eRemember, the stories about our coffees originating from the extinct dinosaurs of Glen Rose, Texas, are for entertainment purposes only. We simply enjoy our morning brew more with a tall tale that ends in a smile.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eWhile the dinosaur legends are fun, we are serious about the quality in your cup. That’s why we are so focused on:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"margin-top: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSpecialty Grade Only:\u003c\/b\u003e We only source the highest tier of coffee beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSingle-Origin Integrity:\u003c\/b\u003e All offerings are single-origin or a blend of single-origin beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRoasted on Demand:\u003c\/b\u003e Your coffee is roasted specifically for your order by one of the premiere roasters in the U.S. to ensure peak freshness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEthical Sourcing:\u003c\/b\u003e Our roaster maintains structured import relationships and meticulously profiles every roast to deliver the best coffee available.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMy name is Nelson Roberts, I live in Glen Rose, Texas and I own DinosaurBrew.com. \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eI’m a coffee guy through-and-through.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAs a result, I’m excited to deliver to you a brew so good, you’re gonna want a larger cup! And a story that’ll make you smile each time you tell the tale.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DinosaurBrew.com","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ 3oz","offer_id":52411506786623,"sku":"TVARINSTANT COFFEE WITH MUSHROOM-ST-NA-3OZ","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/2369\/5935\/files\/Edmontonia_and_Instant_Mushroom_coffee.png?v=1773429365"}],"url":"https:\/\/dinosaurbrew.com\/collections\/instant-coffee.oembed","provider":"DinosaurBrew.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}