{"product_id":"earl-grey","title":"Earl Grey Tea from the Brachiosaurus Bergamot","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Legend of Brachiosaurus Bergamot\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eLoose Leaf Flavored Tea: Ceylon OP, Bergamot Essential Oil, Cornflowers:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eOur foragers have excavated the finest Ceylon OP \"Old-Growth\" leaves, layering them with the zest of prehistoric bergamot and bright blue cornflowers that look like tiny blossoms from a Cretaceous meadow. It’s a botanical discovery that belongs in a museum, but tastes better in a mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eNotes: Orange, Floral, Malt:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eTake a deep breath of the ancient air. You’ll catch the citrusy scent of sun-ripened orange groves, followed by a floral bouquet that would attract a Pterosaur from miles away. It finishes with a sturdy, malty backbone—as solid and grounding as a fossilized footprint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eScoring: High Astringency, High Body, Medium Sweetness:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis isn't a timid brew; it has a \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"89\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eHigh Body\u003c\/b\u003e that carries the weight of a thirty-ton herbivore. The \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"154\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eHigh Astringency\u003c\/b\u003e provides a sharp, raptor-like bite that cleanses the palate, while the \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"242\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eMedium Sweetness\u003c\/b\u003e offers a nectar-like finish that lingers like a peaceful afternoon in the ferns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eA Timeless Blend for Daily Migration:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eJust as the herds have moved across the plains for eons, this Earl Grey remains an apex blend. Whether you enjoy it \"loner-style\" like a wandering T-Rex or soften it with a splash of \"mammal milk\" and sweet cane for a London Fog, it’s a versatile companion for any era.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThe Ritual (Brewing Method):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eTo awaken the dormant flavors, submerge 2.5g of leaves in 12oz of 195°F water—hotter than a geothermal vent but cooler than a lava flow. Let it steep for 5 to 10 minutes (roughly the time it takes a Diplodocus to finish its lunch) to ensure the full profile is fully unearthed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Brachiosaurus Bergamot Steeping Expedition\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eTo unearth the full potential of this towering classic, you must follow the precise geological timeline of the brew. Don't rush the process—greatness takes eras to form!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e1. Prepare the Watering Hole\u003c\/b\u003e Begin by heating your freshwater until it reaches a rolling boil, then let it settle to \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"117\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e195°F\u003c\/b\u003e. You want the water hot enough to trigger a flavor eruption, but not so volcanic that it scorches the delicate blue cornflowers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e2. Scout Your Specimen\u003c\/b\u003e Measure out \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"35\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e2.5g of loose leaf\u003c\/b\u003e (roughly one rounded teaspoon) for every \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"95\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e12oz of water\u003c\/b\u003e. Think of these leaves as rare artifacts; they need space to expand and breathe, much like a Brachiosaurus stretching its neck toward the highest canopy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e3. The Deep Sleep (The Steep)\u003c\/b\u003e Submerge the leaves and set your prehistoric hourglass for \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"89\" data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e5 to 10 minutes\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003eA 5-minute steep\u003c\/b\u003e yields a light, floral \"hatchling\" brew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003eA 10-minute steep\u003c\/b\u003e unearths the full, \"alpha-predator\" strength of the malt and bergamot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e4. Filter the Fossil Record\u003c\/b\u003e Once the time has passed, strain the leaves from the liquid. Leaving them in too long can lead to a \"bitter extinction\" event—and nobody wants an over-astringent cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e5. Choose Your Evolutionary Path\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003eThe Lone Wanderer:\u003c\/b\u003e Sip it black to appreciate the citrusy orange and floral notes in their purest form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003eThe Herd Favorite:\u003c\/b\u003e Add a splash of milk and a dash of honey to create a \"London Fog\" thick enough to hide a Diplodocus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe DinosaurBrew Promise\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eRemember, the stories about our teas originating from the extinct dinosaurs of Glen Rose, Texas, are for entertainment purposes only. We simply enjoy our morning cup more with a tall tale that ends in a smile. While the legends are fun, we are serious about the quality in your steep. We guarantee:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"margin-top: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePremium Grade Only:\u003c\/b\u003e We source only high-quality, specialty-grade tea leaves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSingle-Origin Integrity:\u003c\/b\u003e All offerings are single-origin or a blend of single-origin teas.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFreshness Guaranteed:\u003c\/b\u003e Our teas are packaged to ensure peak flavor and aroma with every order.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEthical Sourcing:\u003c\/b\u003e Our partners maintain structured import relationships and meticulously select every harvest to deliver the best teas available.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMy name is Nelson Roberts, I live in Glen Rose, Texas and I own DinosaurBrew.com. \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eI’m a tea guy through-and-through.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAs a result, I’m excited to deliver to you a brew so good, you’re gonna want a larger cup! And a story that’ll make you smile each time you tell the tale.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DinosaurBrew.com","offers":[{"title":"Loose leaf \/ 3oz","offer_id":52265003876671,"sku":"TEARL-TEA-3OZ-COMP","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/2369\/5935\/files\/Earl_Grey_Tea_Brachiosaurus_Bergamot.png?v=1772908034","url":"https:\/\/dinosaurbrew.com\/products\/earl-grey","provider":"DinosaurBrew.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}