{"product_id":"house-blend","title":"House Blend","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eThe ultimate \"Thunder Lizard\" house blend. Big, reliable, and classic enough for every herd.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Evolutionary Roast: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis is a perfectly balanced Medium Roast, forged from a selection of beans migrated from the ancient highlands of Central and South America. It’s as smooth as a polished fossil and consistent enough to survive an extinction event.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Massive Mouthfeel: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eExpect a Medium Body—hefty enough to satisfy a Triceratops but agile enough to keep you moving.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eJurassic Flavor Notes: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEach sip unearths layers of roasted prehistoric nuts and molten sweet chocolate, finished with a sharp spark of mild citrus that’s as bright as a Cretaceous sunrise.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Fossil-Free Process: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWe use a dual-method approach that honors the earth. A mix of Natural\/Dry processing and Wet Mill Washing followed by Sun Drying ensures the beans are as pure as the air before the volcanoes took over.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGuardian of the Ecosystem: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis blend is strictly Apex-approved. Our techniques are fiercely protective of the environment, the lush rain forests, and all the \"modern dinosaurs\" inhabiting the high-elevation mountains where these cherries thrive.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\" class=\"\"\u003eTier 2: Daily Raptor (Standard\/High Caffeine)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" class=\"\"\u003eThe Attraction:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e Fast,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e sharp,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e and ready to hunt down your to-do list.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e The Daily Raptor is your dependable,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e everyday catalyst,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e engineered to deliver a robust surge of alertness that cuts right through brain fog and morning fatigue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e It hits the perfect sweet spot for those who want a strong,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e sustained wave of clean energy to power through demanding workdays,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e intense workouts,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e or grueling shifts without missing a beat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"8\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/b\u003e Contains elevated levels of caffeine. Intended for healthy adults. To avoid disrupted sleep patterns, we recommend enjoying your final cup by early afternoon, and limiting additional heavy stimulants throughout the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe DinosaurBrew Promise\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eRemember, the stories about our coffees originating from the extinct dinosaurs of Glen Rose, Texas, are for entertainment purposes only. We simply enjoy our morning brew more with a tall tale that ends in a smile.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eWhile the dinosaur legends are fun, we are serious about the quality in your cup. That’s why we are so focused on:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSpecialty Grade Only:\u003c\/b\u003e We only source the highest tier of coffee beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSingle-Origin Integrity:\u003c\/b\u003e All offerings are single-origin or a blend of single-origin beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRoasted on Demand:\u003c\/b\u003e Your coffee is roasted specifically for your order to ensure peak freshness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEthical Sourcing:\u003c\/b\u003e Our roaster maintains structured import relationships and meticulously profiles every roast to deliver the best coffee available.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMy name is Nelson Roberts, I live in Glen Rose, Texas and I own DinosaurBrew.com. \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eI’m a coffee guy through-and-through.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAs a result, I’m excited to deliver to you a brew so good, you’re gonna want a larger cup! And a story that’ll make you smile each time you tell the tale.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DinosaurBrew.com","offers":[{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264937849151,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-ES-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264937881919,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-ES-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264937914687,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-ES-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264937947455,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-ES-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264937980223,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-ST-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264938012991,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-ST-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264938045759,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-ST-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264938078527,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-ST-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264938111295,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-WH-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264938144063,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-WH-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264938176831,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-WH-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264938209599,"sku":"CVARHOUSE BLEND-WH-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/2369\/5935\/files\/Brontosaurus_house_blend.png?v=1772902692","url":"https:\/\/dinosaurbrew.com\/products\/house-blend","provider":"DinosaurBrew.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}