{"product_id":"max-caf-blend-2","title":"Glen Rose 'Mule Kick' Light Medium Blend Coffee","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Legend of the Glen Rose Mule Kick\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIn the rugged heart of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"23\"\u003eGlen Rose, Texas\u003c\/b\u003e, there’s a secret that the local fossils have been keeping for millions of years. We all know about the massive tracks in the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"166\"\u003ePaluxy River\u003c\/b\u003e, but have you ever wondered how those multi-ton dinosaurs found the energy to trek across the Texas heat all day?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThe \"Mule Kick\" Discovery\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eLocal lore tells of a particular \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"33\"\u003eT-Rex\u003c\/b\u003e—the one you see on our label—who stumbled upon a rare patch of \"Thunder Beans\" growing near the limestone bluffs. One afternoon, after a particularly long nap in the sun, he took a single bite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eHe didn't just wake up; he felt a surge of energy so powerful it felt like being kicked by a prehistoric mule! He let out a roar that shook the very foundation of Somervell County, and legend says he didn't stop running until he hit the Gulf Coast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eA Global Power-Up\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eTo recreate that legendary prehistoric \"zip,\" we’ve combined the world’s most energetic beans. We took \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"103\"\u003eSingle Origin Tanzania\u003c\/b\u003e (for its bright, wild spirit) and blended it with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"176\"\u003eIndonesia Robusta\u003c\/b\u003e—the heavyweight champion of caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eThe Modern Brew\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGlen Rose Mule Kick\u003c\/b\u003e is our most powerful blend yet. It’s designed for the early-morning ranch hands, the brave explorers hitting the trails at Dinosaur Valley, and anyone who needs their engine jump-started with a Texas-sized jolt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Tanzania Spark:\u003c\/b\u003e Bright and bold to wake up your senses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Robusta Punch:\u003c\/b\u003e Maximum caffeine for lasting endurance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Glen Rose Grit:\u003c\/b\u003e A light\/medium roast that goes down smooth but hits like a freight train.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e This brew has enough \"kick\" to make a T-Rex do a square dance. Drink responsibly, or you might find yourself leaving your own set of tracks across Texas!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE MULE KICK DISCLAIMER:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"11,0\" data-index-in-node=\"26\"\u003eDrinking Glen Rose Mule Kick may result in sudden urges to hike the entire Paluxy River, fossilize your to-do list, or outrun a T-Rex. Dinosaur Brew is not responsible for any productivity spikes, excessive \"yee-haws,\" or the sudden ability to see through time. Handle with care—this mule doesn't just kick; it gallops.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe DinosaurBrew Promise\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eRemember, the stories about our coffees originating from the extinct dinosaurs of Glen Rose, Texas, are for entertainment purposes only. We simply enjoy our morning brew more with a tall tale that ends in a smile.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eWhile the dinosaur legends are fun, we are serious about the quality in your cup. That’s why we are so focused on:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSpecialty Grade Only:\u003c\/b\u003e We only source the highest tier of coffee beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSingle-Origin Integrity:\u003c\/b\u003e All offerings are single-origin or a blend of single-origin beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRoasted on Demand:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYour coffee is roasted specifically for your order by one of the premiere roasters in the U.S. to ensure peak freshness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEthical Sourcing:\u003c\/b\u003e Our roaster maintains structured import relationships and meticulously profiles every roast to deliver the best coffee available.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMy name is Nelson Roberts, I live in Glen Rose, Texas and I'm the founder of DinosaurBrew.com. \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eI’m a coffee guy through-and-through.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAs a result, I’m excited to deliver to you a brew so good, you’re gonna want a larger cup!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eNow, go tell the Dino Dung Coffee story to your friends and family and watch the smiles you get every time!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DinosaurBrew.com","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52521584099647,"sku":"C-MAX CAF BLEND-ST-12OZ-KR","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/2369\/5935\/files\/Mule_Kick.jpg?v=1778875134","url":"https:\/\/dinosaurbrew.com\/products\/max-caf-blend-2","provider":"DinosaurBrew.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}