{"product_id":"pecan-pie","title":"Pecan Pie Flavored Coffee from the Paluxysaurus","description":"\u003cp\u003ePresenting the \u003cb\u003ePaluxysaurus \"Pecan Heritage\" Roast\u003c\/b\u003e, a coffee that stands as tall and sweet as the official State Dinosaur of Texas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Personality\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust like the towering \u003cb\u003ePaluxysaurus jonesi\u003c\/b\u003e, this coffee is a \"Gentle Giant\" of flavor. As a massive sauropod that once shook the ground of Glen Rose, this blend doesn't need to roar to make its presence known. It has a \u003cb\u003eTitan-Sized Character\u003c\/b\u003e—immense in body but incredibly approachable. It’s a \"Slow-Stomping\" morning ritual designed for those who want to savor their territory rather than hunt across it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Flavor Profile\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t just a beverage; it’s a \u003cb\u003eCretaceous Confection\u003c\/b\u003e. The \u003cb\u003eSweetness\u003c\/b\u003e hits like a discovery of lush, riparian flora along the ancient Paluxy River, offering sugary notes of caramelized pecans that are as rich as Texas amber. This is perfectly balanced by a \u003cb\u003eSavory\u003c\/b\u003e \"Bedrock Base\" that provides the structural integrity of a sauropod’s fossilized footprint. The result is a \u003cb\u003ePleistocene-Level Harmony\u003c\/b\u003e where the buttery dessert notes never feel fleeting, but rather deeply \"Stratified\" and satisfying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Experience\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen you pour a cup of this Pecan Pie blend, you are tapping into a \u003cb\u003eLegacy of the Limestone\u003c\/b\u003e. It captures the essence of a classic Southern dessert and scales it up to \u003cb\u003eMesozoic Proportions\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the ultimate \"Herbivore’s Delight\"—rich, nutty, and grounded in the very soil of the Dinosaur Capital of Texas. Grab your mug and prepare to make a \"Lasting Impression\" on your taste buds!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\"\u003eTier 2: Daily Raptor (Standard\/High Caffeine)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eThe Attraction:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eFast,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esharp,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand ready to hunt down your to-do list.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe Daily Raptor is your dependable,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eeveryday catalyst,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eengineered to deliver a robust surge of alertness that cuts right through brain fog and morning fatigue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt hits the perfect sweet spot for those who want a strong,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esustained wave of clean energy to power through demanding workdays,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eintense workouts,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eor grueling shifts without missing a beat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eContains elevated levels of caffeine. Intended for healthy adults. To avoid disrupted sleep patterns, we recommend enjoying your final cup by early afternoon, and limiting additional heavy stimulants throughout the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe DinosaurBrew Promise\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eRemember, the stories about our coffees originating from the extinct dinosaurs of Glen Rose, Texas, are for entertainment purposes only. We simply enjoy our morning brew more with a tall tale that ends in a smile.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eWhile the dinosaur legends are fun, we are serious about the quality in your cup. That’s why we are so focused on:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSpecialty Grade Only:\u003c\/b\u003e We only source the highest tier of coffee beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSingle-Origin Integrity:\u003c\/b\u003e All offerings are single-origin or a blend of single-origin beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRoasted on Demand:\u003c\/b\u003e Your coffee is roasted specifically for your order to ensure peak freshness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEthical Sourcing:\u003c\/b\u003e Our roaster maintains structured import relationships and meticulously profiles every roast to deliver the best coffee available.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMy name is Nelson Roberts, I live in Glen Rose, Texas and I own DinosaurBrew.com. \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eI’m a coffee guy through-and-through.\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAs a result, I’m excited to deliver to you a brew so good, you’re gonna want a larger cup! And a story that’ll make you smile each time you tell the tale.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DinosaurBrew.com","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264924610879,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-CO-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264924643647,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-CO-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264924676415,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-CO-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264924709183,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-CO-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264924741951,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ES-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264924774719,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ES-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264924807487,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ES-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264924840255,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ES-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264924873023,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ST-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264924905791,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ST-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264924938559,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ST-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264924971327,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-ST-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264925004095,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-WH-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264925036863,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-WH-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264925069631,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-WH-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264925102399,"sku":"TVARPECAN PIE-WH-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/2369\/5935\/files\/Paluxysaurus_Pecan_Pie_Coffee_-_GR.png?v=1773158252","url":"https:\/\/dinosaurbrew.com\/products\/pecan-pie","provider":"DinosaurBrew.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}