{"product_id":"turtle","title":"Chocolate Turtle Flavored Coffee - Medium Roast - from the Nodosaurus","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhile massive predators roamed the prehistoric coastlines of Texas, the heavily armored \u003cb\u003eNodosaurus\u003c\/b\u003e moved at its own deliberate pace. Covered from head to tail in a thick, protective shield of bony plates—a massive, rugged carapace—this ancient tank of the Cretaceous period survived by being tough on the outside, completely unbothered by the chaotic world around it. It’s this slow, steady endurance and heavy shielding that inspires our most comforting flavored brew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNodosaurus Carapace Chocolate Turtle\u003c\/b\u003e is a rich, artisan tribute to the classic dessert everyone loves—crafted to give you a sweet morning escape without a single ounce of guilt. We take a smooth, premium bean base and meticulously infuse it with the nostalgic flavors of the classic turtle confection: creamy, melt-in-your-mouth milk chocolate, warm, gooey caramel, and a distinct undercurrent of rich, toasted pecans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLike the thick, impenetrable armor of the Nodosaurus, this dessert-flavored coffee shields you from the morning hustle, offering a deeply satisfying, velvety sweetness right out of the pot. It’s a completely decadent morning treat designed to let you slow down, protect your peace, and enjoy a premium dessert experience before your day even begins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🐢 Flavor Profile Notes:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAroma:\u003c\/b\u003e Warm baked pecans and sweet, bubbling caramel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTasting Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Rich milk chocolate up front, followed by a buttery, caramelized sweetness, finishing with a nutty, toasted pecan warmth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePairing Recommendation:\u003c\/b\u003e Absolutely incredible when brewed hot with a splash of half-and-half, which accentuates the creamy chocolate and caramel notes, or served over ice for a guilt-free liquid dessert.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"\"\u003eTier 2: Daily Raptor (Standard\/High Caffeine)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb class=\"\"\u003eThe Attraction:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eFast,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esharp,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand ready to hunt down your to-do list.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe Daily Raptor is your dependable,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eeveryday catalyst,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eengineered to deliver a robust surge of alertness that cuts right through brain fog and morning fatigue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt hits the perfect sweet spot for those who want a strong,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esustained wave of clean energy to power through demanding workdays,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eintense workouts,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eor grueling shifts without missing a beat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eContains elevated levels of caffeine. Intended for healthy adults. To avoid disrupted sleep patterns, we recommend enjoying your final cup by early afternoon, and limiting additional heavy stimulants throughout the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe DinosaurBrew Promise\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eRemember, the stories about our coffees originating from the extinct dinosaurs of Glen Rose, Texas, are for entertainment purposes only. We simply enjoy our morning brew more with a tall tale that ends in a smile.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhile the dinosaur legends are fun, we are serious about the quality in your cup. That’s why we are so focused on:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSpecialty Grade Only:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eWe only source the highest tier of coffee beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSingle-Origin Integrity:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAll offerings are single-origin or a blend of single-origin beans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRoasted on Demand:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYour coffee is roasted specifically for your order to ensure peak freshness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEthical Sourcing:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eOur roaster maintains structured import relationships and meticulously profiles every roast to deliver the best coffee available.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMy name is Nelson Roberts, I live in Glen Rose, Texas and I own DinosaurBrew.com.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eI’m a coffee guy through-and-through.\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eAs a result, I’m excited to deliver to you a brew so good, you’re gonna want a larger cup! And a story that’ll make you smile each time you tell the tale.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DinosaurBrew.com","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264923988287,"sku":"TVARTURTLE-CO-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264924021055,"sku":"TVARTURTLE-CO-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264924053823,"sku":"TVARTURTLE-CO-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264924086591,"sku":"TVARTURTLE-CO-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":52264924119359,"sku":"TVARTURTLE-CO-NA-12LB","price":169.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264924152127,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ES-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264924184895,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ES-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264924217663,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ES-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264924250431,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ES-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264924283199,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ST-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264924315967,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ST-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264924348735,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ST-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264924381503,"sku":"VARTURTLE-ST-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":52264924414271,"sku":"VARTURTLE-WH-NA-12OZ","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":52264924447039,"sku":"VARTURTLE-WH-NA-1LB","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":52264924479807,"sku":"VARTURTLE-WH-NA-2LB","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":52264924512575,"sku":"VARTURTLE-WH-NA-5LB","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/2369\/5935\/files\/Nodosaurus_with_chocolate_turtle.jpg?v=1781717122","url":"https:\/\/dinosaurbrew.com\/products\/turtle","provider":"DinosaurBrew.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}