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Peru Decaf from the Tyrannosaurus rex

Peru Decaf from the Tyrannosaurus rex

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All the "King of Lizards" power, none of the jitters. The ultimate Peru Decaf.

The Dino-Spec Sheet

Roast: Medium Perfectly balanced—not quite a fossil, not quite a hatchling. A "Mesozoic Medium" roast for the sophisticated herbivore.

Tasting Profile: Caramel, Smooth, Citrus, a flavor profile smoother than a Parasaurolophus’s song. Expect Molten Caramel notes with a bright Citrus Zest that hits like a Comet (the tasty kind, not the extinction kind).

Grower: Cooperativa Agricola de Servicisios Norandino A mighty Herd of Farmers working in prehistoric harmony to bring you the finest beans in the valley.

Variety: Caturra, Bourbon, Catuai, Pache, & Catimor A diverse Genetic Sandbox of heirloom varieties, cross-bred over eons for maximum flavor durability.

Region: Piura, Amazonas, Peru Sourced from the deep, lush Amazonian Jungles where the giants once roamed.

Altitude: 1100–1700 M Grown at Pterodactyl Heights, where the air is thin and the beans grow slow and dense.

Soil Type: Clay Minerals Rich, Sedimentary Earth packed with the minerals of a bygone era.

Process: Swiss Water Decaf Gully Washed in pristine mountain streams and Sun-Dried on the ancient plains. The caffeine was extracted using the legendary Swiss Water Method—as gentle as a mother Maiasaura guarding her nest.

Tier 4: Extinction (Decaf, Zero Buzz)

The Attraction: Wipe out the caffeine, keep the rich prehistoric flavor. Perfect for those who love the deep, comforting ritual of a warm brew but want zero morning jitters and absolutely no sleepless nights. Whether you're wrapping up a late-night dinner or you're naturally sensitive to stimulants, this blend lets you enjoy a bold, full-bodied cup completely stress-free. It's all the reward, with none of the wake-up call.

Disclaimer: While processed to remove virtually all caffeine, decaffeinated coffee may still contain trace, negligible amounts. Safe for evening enjoyment for most individuals.

The DinosaurBrew Promise

Remember, the stories about our coffees originating from the extinct dinosaurs of Glen Rose, Texas, are for entertainment purposes only. We simply enjoy our morning brew more with a tall tale that ends in a smile. While the dinosaur legends are fun, we are serious about the quality in your cup. That’s why we are so focused on:

  • Specialty Grade Only: We only source the highest tier of coffee beans.
  • Single-Origin Integrity: All offerings are single-origin or a blend of single-origin beans.
  • Roasted on Demand: Your coffee is roasted specifically for your order to ensure peak freshness.
  • Ethical Sourcing: Our roaster maintains structured import relationships and meticulously profiles every roast to deliver the best coffee available.

My name is Nelson Roberts, I live in Glen Rose, Texas and I own DinosaurBrew.com.  I’m a coffee guy through-and-through.  As a result, I’m excited to deliver to you a brew so good, you’re gonna want a larger cup! And a story that’ll make you smile each time you tell the tale.

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